goose
11:45 Mon Apr 27
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we've not solved your cock rot problem, but we have found out that lowermarsh has a mail order bride.
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BRANDED
11:54 Mon Apr 27
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Chlamydia trachomatis
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joe royal
11:59 Mon Apr 27
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Sounds like a bog standard UTI.
Course of antibiotics will clear it up.
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Tomshardware
12:24 Mon Apr 27
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I had this a few years ago, I got so fed up with the feeling I needed a wee when I went to bed that I stuffed an old T shirt down my underpants and let it dribble out. The next day it had cleared up.
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peroni
12:26 Mon Apr 27
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HairyHammer 3:48 Mon Apr 27
"You have to see the doctor and piss in a small tube for them to test."
Did the doctor return the big tube to the drawer, and get the smal tube out when he saw your cock Hairy?
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lowermarshhammer
12:28 Mon Apr 27
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Goose
Been known on here for 2 decades that Mrs LMH is Japanese. Met her in London in a nightclub. Still as tidy as the moment I saw her and thought I wouldn't mind having a go on that...
Mail order brides generally come from Thailand and the Phillipines and not the world's third largest economy.
HTH.
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
12:30 Mon Apr 27
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How much she cost, lowermarsh?
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ChillTheKeel
12:33 Mon Apr 27
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And is she into scat? If not, she can't be a Jap.
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lowermarshhammer
1:12 Mon Apr 27
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Village
I'll be the first to let you how much she's cost me in the unlikely event of us ever get divorced.
Chill
No she's not into scat, she's actually got a passion for cutting hair, she was headhunted into her current salon and takes home around double the amount per hour than an average locksmith would charge I'd think.
Fucking ignorant sore cock whore botherers the pair of you.
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ChillTheKeel
1:17 Mon Apr 27
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I'd love to do a Jap. I had a one night stand with a Malaysian - well I say one night, the cheeky cunt stayed for a week - and she was great, despite her liberty taking and shit sense of humour.
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Muggy Bonehead III
1:33 Mon Apr 27
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sounds like noncerria. you get it from sticking your nob in childrens bumholes. i hope your cock drops off and you die you filfy cunt.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
1:33 Mon Apr 27
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Is that a limited edition?
They really do do every flavour of crisp now don't they! Marvellous.
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White Pony
1:35 Mon Apr 27
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Be that as it may, lmh son, but I now can’t help but imagine you as a fat sweaty 50-something bloke who keeps a full working train set in the attic.
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ChillTheKeel
2:02 Mon Apr 27
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No she's not into scat, she's actually got a passion for cutting hair, she was headhunted into her current salon and takes home around double the amount per hour than an average locksmith would charge I'd think.
________
Bwaaaahahahaha
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only1billybonds
2:14 Mon Apr 27
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You have Covid of the cock. Isolate the fucking thing.
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Northern Sold
2:46 Mon Apr 27
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Sounds like you might have caught Gay Cock... do you hum Village people numbers when you piss??
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joyo
2:56 Mon Apr 27
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Ask or whomail Sleazy Bell End.... He's the sites STI expert
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:13 Mon Apr 27
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Aha! The forum's resident dog turd said Sleazy Bell End! Again!
Fucking hysterical!
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goose
3:20 Mon Apr 27
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So we’ve also learned that Japanese hookers make better money than a locksmith.
Who knew??
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Mike Oxsaw
3:21 Mon Apr 27
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This is clearly a job for Steed's umbrella.
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Dan M
3:34 Mon Apr 27
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To be fair CBE, your actual username isn't exactly peak Oscar Wilde.
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